Folks, remember that when you think you’ve determined someone’s real identity based on spelling, style, tone, syntax, and other fairly unreliable literary features, you are really just indulging in speculation. There’s only one person who knows for sure, and trust us when we tell you that you don’t want to know!
That being said, we’d love to hear some speculation as to winners and losers in some of the races other than the sheriff’s race this coming Tuesday. Let’s have an unofficial poll here on the open line.