Sorry, no time for anything clever this morning, although I’m still a bit disappointed that no one else plotted controlled chaos with potassium- or sodium-based explosives in their young and foolish days (kids, don’t try this at home or at school or anywhere else). By the way, how was Alive After Five? If you’re out there, Whit Sutton, how is Ophelia treating you? Anyway, the floor belongs to all y’all.