We don’t know who wrote the opinion piece in yesterday’s Daily Dispatch extolling the virtues of a white Christmas, but it was clearly composed by someone who:
1) Did not have to shovel the white **** off of our sidewalk, Mrs. Paxton’s sidewalk, and Mrs. Gardener’s sidewalk every time it snowed, including Christmas morning; and
2) Does not currently have a 40′ driveway.
In our humble opinion, snow is not a luxury, but rather one of the consequences of the Lapse.
Here’s your open line.